How I got to fit into Equestria WIP

    Where am I?  What's going on?  What am I now?  These questions were storming in my brain as I pondered in the darkness of my mind.  The only thing I can remember now was seeing myself getting sucked into a black hole.  That memory replayed over and over before my mind.  Thinking, replaying, thinking, replaying.  It was all I can do.  But for how long?  Maybe for the next 10 seconds, or forever?  I CAN'T STAND being like this!  I haven't even been a human brony for a year and I'm gonna die!
    "Hello?" A voice called out.  "Huh?  WHO'S THERE?!" I began to panic, not knowing whether it's my mind or some freaking alien communicating to me via telekinesis.  "Don't be alarmed" the voice called to me again, and this time I began to understand who it is.  "L-Luna?" I then saw a dark violet aura show, slowly forming sparkling blue mane, working it's way up toward a midnight blue horn, with the muzzle of a horse showing with it.  I immediately knew who it is.  I was so shocked right when I shouted "PRINCESS!!", she then disappeared, forcing me to jump in my sleep.  
    I was now conscious, but yet another bombing run of questions bombarded my head.  I felt like I was on a horse, but its coat felt soft... I also felt some other thing...other things like me feeling funny, like as if I have giant quills on the back of my head.  I tried to open my eyes, but I only got a glimpse of the ground...moving?  That's when my feeling kicked in; we're moving! I was moving!  I struggled to open my eyes again, and this time, I saw the long, dark blue foreleg of Luna, before my eyes closed on me.  At least I'm safe, I thought to myself.
    I kept my mouth shut since I didn't want to attract attention to me.  Unfortunately, the smooth rocking movements was starting to make me drowsy, but with what's to happen next made my heart beat fast.  Then the movement stopped.  I remained silent, but I thought it wouldn't help since my heart was beating faster than it would when I'm sleeping.  What the hell are the odds of me tricking a 7,000 year-old Alicorn that I'm asleep?!  
    Seconds later, a blue aura covered my whole body, then I began to rise.  One part of me wanted to grab onto Luna's body, while the other side told me just to act like I'm asleep.  I HAD to choose or else I could become some lab experiment.  Calm down, I thought to myself, before I make things worse for myself.  I then heard some voices: two of them.
    "Are you sure you want me to take him?" A young voice questioned.  "Yes, Twilight Sparkle" another said in a calm, whisper-like tone.  O.M.G.: First I was on Princess Luna's back, then I hear Twilight's voice, then I find out I was a couple feet away from - how all Equestrians normally say - Princess Celestia, now I'm gonna be sent to go to who-the-hell-knows-where!  I still felt my body hovering, then I felt the fur of another body, but this one was smaller.  "He's a bit heavy" Twilight reacted.  Am I still humanoid?  No...If I were humanoid, my crotch wouldn't be touching her rump, it would've been PAST it.  I couldn't help but let myself pass out again.




    Later on the train, I was shook awake by a small creature.  I thought it was a foal at first, but why would a foal try to wake me up?  That was until I smelled something odd.  Something that smelled like sulfur.  Brimstone?  I gave a peak out of my right eye only to see a wall.  I grunted like some grouchy guy and opened my other eye, which view was taken up by a green dragon eye.  Spike, I thought to myself before closing both of my eyes.  
  "WAKE UP!!!" Spike screamed into my left ear, giving me a jump-scare, and falling onto the floor.  I growled a little before getting up.  "Yes?" I replied slowly.
    "Have you seen a purple Unicorn anywhere?"
    "No.  Why?"
    "I was asleep when I last saw her."
    "So was I."
    Then I noticed something from the corner of my right eye: a purple-pink flash of light.  I turned to see if it can happen again, only to see the side of a rocky wall.  Then I saw another flash.  Twilight's on the roof of the train car?  I turned to Spike before saying, "Stay here" before attempting to reach the cabin door, until Spike grabbed onto my ankle.  "NO!  Twilight told me to protect you!"  "Well my priority is to protect any innocent being at any cost!" I replied sharply before pulling my foot away and reaching the door.  I opened it and my body was greeted by cold air and the sound of a locomotive chugging along.  "Get back here!" Spike's voice shouted out over the sounds of rail cars clickety-clacking on the rails below us.  "I have to do this!" I replied before exiting the car and slamming the door securely behind me.  
    Lucky for me it was daylight, and once I spotted a ladder, and began to climb it.  As I climbed up, I heard fighting sounds.  Who the hell is Twilight fighting?  I found out once I got to the top.  Changelings...and Twilight was in the middle of it; her mane and tail whipping wildly from the wind.  I charged at the closest one, slugging it into the rock wall, killing it upon impact.  Two more came after me, and I first crouched, causing one to sail over me.  I quickly gave it an uppercut into the stomach, causing it to fly off the train.  One more tackled me from behind, throwing me down.  I had to get that faker off of me.  I tried to throw him off, but then a few more Changelings began to dog-pile on top of me.  
    Pinned down, getting scratched, and since I'm the creator of my current body, the stripe on my forehead will trigger a blast strong enough to derail the whole train!  I'm so dead.  My whole life I've been lazy, and a coward.  If I were born a coward, I'll die a coward.  Soon, the pressure above me increased greatly.  As for the hybrids that were on top of me, they were biting at each other as well as kicking, pushing, pulling, anything to get to me.  All of a sudden, the pile began to get lighter.  I could hear faint shooting sounds.  Twilight!  I then heard a steady hum of energy, then a bright flash.
    I couldn't see.  I couldn't hear.  It must've been like getting hit by a Flashbang.  I could also feel the roof of the train starting to slide.  "Help me!" I screamed.